What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

True - how I loved my mum!

Why should we share our wife with others?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Do you know what she said mum?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Why is our generation so unhappy?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

What shouldn't you Google?

What do you mean son?

What! how could you do that?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.